I like the opening to this report from ABC News on their interview with Teresa Heinz Kerry.

Teresa Heinz Kerry is in a category all on her own among political wives. She's a woman who seems comfortable with contradiction. She's an environmental activist, but she owns three SUVs.

Her husband, Sen. John Kerry, is the presumed Democratic presidential candidate, but Heinz Kerry was a registered Republican until just last year.

Comfortable with contradiction is for someone who's Italian and likes Chinese food. Or for an older woman who like hip-hop. What they are describing above is a HYPOCRITE.