I can't believe that as a child I actually looked up to sports stars and other celebrities. Why didn't somebody stop me? Now granted there are a few that I still think of as the essence of purity and perfection (i.e., Tom Seaver and Olivia Newton-John).

That being said, why oh why would Lance Armstrong be dating Sheryl Crow? And why would Helen Hunt go ahead and name her child Makena'lei. I hope to G-d they're putting money away for the psychiatrist.

I can't believe I bought all that "Mad About You" most normal wife on Earth crap.