Alan King - R.I.P.

And if he wanted to, he could do the "did you hear the one about ..." with precision. Like, "Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'"