Saturday, December 30, 2006

Apologies to the lyricists of "The Wizard of Oz"......

Ding Dong! Hussein is dead. Which Hussein? Saddam Hussein!
Ding Dong! Saddam Hussein is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, Saddam Hussein is dead.
He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Saddam Hussein is dead!

As Mayor of the Sadr City, In the center of Iraq, I welcome you most regally.

But we've got to verify it legally, to see

To see?

If he

If he?

Is morally, ethic'lly

Spiritually, physically

Positively, absolutely

Undeniably and reliably Dead

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead!

Friday, December 29, 2006

"The irreducible, glorious dignity of difference".

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Now that's a fire! How to kill thousands of bees without an exterminator. Lots of flammable liquids involved.

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I am now relieved that we are making the financial sacrifice to send our girls to private school.

Middle School Girls Gone Wild

They writhe and strut, shake their bottoms, splay their legs, thrust their chests out and in and out again. Some straddle empty chairs, like lap dancers without laps. They don’t smile much. Their faces are locked from grim exertion, from all that leaping up and lying down without poles to hold onto. “Don’t stop don’t stop,” sings Janet Jackson, all whispery. “Jerk it like you’re making it choke. ...Ohh. I’m so stimulated. Feel so X-rated.” The girls spend a lot of time lying on the floor. They are in the sixth, seventh and eighth grades.

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Now that I think about it, I guess I would be embarrassed to go to the box office and ask for a ticket to "Dreamgirls" when there is so much other manly entertainment being offered. I will probably see it on DVD with the doors closed and the blinds shut tight to hide my shame.

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Saddam Hussein will soon be executed. The New York Times is sad - the three year long trial where the outcome was never in doubt feels "rushed" to them.

A carefully conducted, scrupulously fair trial could have helped undo some of the damage inflicted by his rule.

I am thinking of starting a business by reprinting this article in Arabic and selling it to the Shiites for toilet paper. You know, Hitler killed himself and Germany was able to recover from Nazism pretty quickly. I'm not sure that a decades long trial covering all his crimes would have helped the healing. Talk about ivory tower moral judgments - jeez.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Go Ethiopia! Islamist Forces in Somalia Are on the Retreat

Islamist forces in Somalia beat a hasty retreat today to their stronghold in Mogadishu, Somalia’s battle-scared capital, crumbling faster than anyone expected after a week of attacks by Ethiopian forces.

Burhakaba, a large inland city, fell first, followed by Dinsoor, not far away, and then Bulo Burto, where just a few weeks ago the Islamists in charge were threatening to behead people who did not pray.

The Islamist fighters, who had seemed invincible after taking Mogadishu in June, now seem powerless to stop the steady advance of the Ethiopian-backed forces of the transitional government.

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I'm not sure how building a new settlement in the West Bank (Maskiot) is supposed to help bring about peace.

Then again, take a look at this recent balance sheet of Israeli and Palestinian actions and populating an abandoned army base doesn't seem so bad in the grand scheme of things.

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Question: Will Saddam Hussein's imminent death change the situation on the ground in Iraq? Will Sunnis give up hope? Will Shiites feel even more emboldened to attack Sunnis? Will anyone even pay attention?

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The Conspiracy Museum in Dallas is closing it's doors after more than a decade of operations. It's being replaced by a Quiznos which we all know is owned by the secret One World Government. More here from NPR.

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I was incredibly annoyed with the constant shots of Carrie Underwood watching the Cowboys at Texas Stadium during the broadcast yesterday evening. (She has been rumored to be enamored of quarterback Tony Romo). Who gives a crap, really?


For anyone who's not familiar with Dulce de Leche, it's a totally addictive caramel-like spread. The article has recipes. As the article says, if you buy it, you should try to get a good brand like La Salamandra or La Pataia.

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My folks are in Israel for the first time in their lives (their in their early 60's). Needless to say, they're predicting snow starting tonight throughout the country and generally cold weather for the rest of the week. I'm so upset for them!

Meanwhile, the 61st post "cease-fire" rocket has hit Sderot and other places in southern Israel. My folks won't be going there.

Ehud Olmert has met with Palestinian Chairman Abbas and has decided to release $100mm in funds, open roadblocks and possibly release prisoners. This seems more like a move to convince Palestinians to back Fatah over Hamas as opposed to any step forward for peace. I sure don't feel that my parents are any safer because of this.

Monday, December 25, 2006

I don't consider myself to be a particularly good person with pets or children and aside from my own (to which I have grown accustomed to and love of course) I hardly know what to say or do with anyone else's.

Anyway, early this morning I decided that I would go out for a brisk walk which has been my exercise of choice for a while. Granted, it was about 42 degrees with a strong wind and light drizzle and I hadn't gone out in about a month, but I had just bought some outdoorsy type bad weather gear the day before so that I wouldn't have an excuse not to exercise. Besides I was looking forward to the Peace On Earth that generally accompanies Christmas morning (as I listened to a podcast of Sunday's "Meet The Press" on my iPod.

About 5 minutes from home, before I walk into a local nature preserve, I see a dog that's hanging out in a driveway but looks kind of lost. Not being good with pets, I just assumed the owner was inside and I ignored it. A few minutes later as I was in the preserve, all sound muffled by the iPod and the protection of a hoodie and a rain jacket, I barely hear the sound of metal jangling behind me. It's the dog - a black part-Labrador mutt with white spots on it's legs. I'm not totally heartless and obviously the dog trusts me, so I bend down and call her over. "Oreo" says the tag and it's got a phone number. Only problem is, I left without my cell phone, I'm in the middle of a place that purposefully has no modern amenities and there is absolutely no one in sight.

Not really knowing what to do, I continue my walk and Oreo is following me (while occasionally sniffing the ground for an appropriate spot to relieve herself). It's frickin' cold and I'm really feeling sorry for her. It takes about 10 minutes to get the other end of the trail where there's a firehouse - I figure I can find some kind of telephone - but it's closed up tight of course. Not much firefighting on Christmas morning. Not wanting to have Oreo follow me unleashed on a dangerous main street towards the local CVS (which was still a good 5 blocks or so away), I decided to walk her towards my house through the residential neighborhood, hoping that someone would appear that I could ask for a phone.

Finally, as I was only three blocks away from my house, and after I successfully prevented Oreo from chasing a rabbit into the woods (phew!), I flagged down a couple in a yellow hummer who probably thought I was an idiot walking my dog without a leash. Luckily, they stopped and when I explained the situation they lent me their cell phone. I only got the owner's answering machine, but left a message with my name and number and mentioned that I was going to try to lead Oreo to my home and keep her in the backyard. I was really hoping the owner hadn't gone away for the holidays. I thanked the couple in the Hummer, we wished each other Merry Christmas, and then Oreo and I continued our trek until we got to my house. Oreo was so friendly and obedient, I actually began to understand those stories where a kid finds a dog in the street and just forms a bond right away.

When I got home, I told my wife (who is a vet and THE queen of animal lovers) to keep our own two dogs inside while she tried calling all the numbers on all the tags Oreo had - her owner, her vet, the local SPCA. No answers. While we were waiting for a response, I hung out in the back, still freezing, with Oreo, while the wife prepared a bowl of dog food. When she opened the door to let Oreo in, I heard a commotion - it turns out the owners teen-aged son had came by to pick Oreo up. The owner had left a message saying her husband and son were coming but I guess we didn't get it amidst all the other calls we were trying to make. The young man couldn't thank us enough and must have said "Merry Christmas" three times - he probably didn't see the unlit electric menorah in the window that I've been too lazy to take down. :-)

All's well that ends well - I felt really proud of something I had done for the first time in a long time. And when I think of all the improbable circumstances that led me to help Oreo back to her home, I have to say it was a true Christmas miracle!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Prosecutor will not seek death penalty in Jewish Federation shooting

SEATTLE (AP) - King County Prosecutor Norm Maleng said Wednesday he will not seek the death penalty against Naveed Haq, the man accused of shooting six women - one fatally - at a Seattle Jewish center in July, because of the gunman's long history of mental illness.

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Somehow, I don't think it's a good thing that people should be publicly excoriated solely for insulting someone because their Jewish. Judith Regan apparently had a documented anti-Semitic incident three years ago. I wonder who hates her so much that they would dig this up?

Previous Incident Reported Involving a Fired Publisher


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The 60 Minutes piece on the International Tracing Service's Holocaust Archives
was outstanding and very emotional. It's amazing how every survivor seems to have story of an indignity or terror they suffered that, while not unique to them, has perhaps never been told. One man told of how trenches were dug behind the barracks at one concentration camp to use as latrines and bodies that were not quite dead were thrown in them, forcing the inmates to urinate on their dying friends and relatives.

And yet Muslims all over the word are being taught that these things never happened.

I saw pictures of masses of skeletons, even of kids. I heard horrifying accounts of some of the people who had survived the terror of Auschwitz and Sobibor. I told my half-sister all this and showed her the pictures in my history book. What she said was as awful as the information in my book.

With great conviction, my half-sister cried: "It's a lie! Jews have a way of blinding people. They were not killed, gassed or massacred. But I pray to Allah that one day all the Jews in the world will be destroyed."

Hopefully, things like this will help - Muslims, Jews Hold Peace Meeting In D.C.
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Few signs of Christmas cheer in the Jewish state

One tiny place in the whole f***ing Western World where a Jew doesn't have to hear "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" and we're supposed to feel sorry for the Christians who decide not to live with their billion colleagues in the dozens of countries where Christmas is a national holiday. Give me a break. How about a story about how wonderful it is for Jews to have a place not to deal with it.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Spuds are good. Suds are good. Don't mix spuds and suds, or you'll get arrested.

Mashed potato wrestlers stir up trouble at bar

Four scantily clad women who wrestled in a swimming pool filled with mashed potatoes have whipped up a legal mess for a bar owner here, police said Monday.

The wrestling match turned raunchy when the women pulled up each others' shirts, said Lt. Brad Wells of the Madison County sheriff's office.

The partial nudity violated the terms of Cato's liquor license, as well as obscenity rules, Wells said.

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Savage attack on an inflatable snowman! With video. When will our country be free of hatred and prejudice against balloon ornaments?

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I love it! Go Arnold! More pictures here.


Saturday, December 16, 2006

After speaking to a group of Rabbis in the Phoenix area, Jimmy Carter decided to write an open letter to the Jewish Community. I may still disagree with some of the points of the letter, but I appreciate the effort and it sounds a lot less harsh than some of the other statements I've read from interviews, etc.

The chairman of the group, Rabbi Andrew Straus, then suggested that I make clear to all American Jews that my use of "apartheid" does not apply to circumstances within Israel, that I acknowledge the deep concern of Israelis about the threat of terrorism and other acts of violence from some Palestinians, and that the majority of Israelis sincerely want a peaceful existence with their neighbors. The purpose of this letter is to reiterate these points.

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I like this idea - using the miracle of Hanukkah (oil sufficient for one day's candlelight lasting eight days) to promote energy saving fluorescent lightbulbs.

Friday, December 15, 2006


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Last weekend, we saw two of the three singers of the new group Sababa perform at our shul in a pre-Hanukkah concert. Good, upbeat music and just good people. I wish them tons of success.

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I've been trying to keep up with this story even though it's been out of the news.

SEATTLE - A judge has given King County Prosecutor Norm Maleng another week to decide whether to seek the death penalty against a man accused of shooting up the Jewish Federation office in Seattle.

Naveed Haq is charged with aggravated murder plus attempted murder and other charges in the July 28 shooting. One woman was killed and five others were wounded.

Prosecutors say Haq identified himself as a Muslim and said he blamed Jews for U.S. policy in the Mideast.

Maleng's new deadline for deciding whether to seek the death penalty against Haq is Dec. 22.

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Natan Sharansky, center, shakes hands with President Bush, right, after receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Americas highest civil award, during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington.

Today the Soviet Union is history, but the world still knows the name Sharansky. As a free man, he's become a political leader in Israel, winning four elections to the Knesset and serving more than eight years in the Cabinet. He remains, above all, an eloquent champion for liberty and democracy. Natan reminds us that every soul carries the desire to live in freedom, and that freedom has a unique power to lift up nations, transform regions, and secure a future for peace. Natan Sharansky is a witness to that power, and his testimony brings hope to those who still live under oppression.

I imagine that Palestinian Prime Minister Haniyeh's term of office will be a complete failure unless he either kills himself or gets himself killed. I am wishing him great success. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but - Go Fatah! You can do it!

We joined this movement to become martyrs, not ministers,” Haniyeh declared in a fiery speech, referring to Hamas loyalists’ willingness to die for the Islamic cause.


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NPR has a program called Hanukkah: A Time for Superheroes, which "examines the connection between ancient heroes and modern-day superheroes".

Host Arye Gross begins with the Hanukkah story of the Maccabees, the Hebrew band of brothers who fought against the religious repression of the Syrian Greeks more than 2,000 years ago. This heroic tale has long inspired comic book writers. Marvel Comics' Stan Lee and DC Comics' Wil Eisner describe their humble origins and the backdrop of their Jewish experience that informed Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Wonder Woman. The program also features conversations with filmmakers Sam Raimi (
Spiderman) and Brian Singer (X-Men), as well as Michael Chabon, author of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. Finally, Gross visits the studios of graphic novelists Art Spiegelman and the Hanouka brothers.

Didn't you ever wonder by superheroes' names often end in "m-a-n", like a lot of Jewish surnames? Hey, my family got a new name off the boat ending in "m-a-n", so why should Superman have been any different after his ship landed?




Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I just got an e-mail from the American Jewish Committee letting members know that there will be a PBS special airing next month called Anti-Semitism in the 21st Century - The Resurgence.

Filmed in Syria, Egypt, Israel, the West Bank, France and the US, Anti-Semitism in the 21st Century: The Resurgence includes interviews with David Ignatius of the Washington Post; Israeli Knesset Member Natan Sharanksy; Columbia University Professor Rashid Khalidi; New York Times best-selling author and NYU Professor Tony Judt; Professor Hisham Ahmed of Birzeit University, Ramallah; Hassam Hamed, Head of Egyptian State Television and others.

Through extraordinary and disturbing archival footage, interviews with leading experts, and bold man-on-the-street interviews, Anti-Semitism in the 21st Century: The Resurgence weaves together the past and the present to explore the evolution and re-birth of an age-old prejudice.

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How biased is the BBC?

BBC World has been dropped by Israel's satellite provider Yes TV in favour of the newly launched al-Jazeera English.

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If you want to know what our brave men and women are fighting for in Iraq - look no further. It's like looking at pictures of car crashes. They're really horrible, and yet, you can't help but want to click on the next link.



Monday, December 11, 2006

Even Time Magazine is calling James Baker and his friends delusional.

The Big Lie About the Middle East - Tell James Baker: Arab nations don't care about the Palestinians

To promote the canard that the troubles of the Arab world are rooted in the Palestinians' misfortune does great harm. It encourages the Arabs to continue to avoid addressing their colossal societal and political ills by hiding behind their Great Excuse: it's all Israel's fault. Certainly, Israel has at times been an obnoxious neighbor, but God help the Arab leaders, propagandists and apologists if a day ever comes when the Arab-Israeli mess is unraveled.

The Democrats who have no vision of their own for Iraq except leave now or leave later, were counting on Bush's rejection of the Iraq Study Group's report to show that he refuses even the best, most well-argued advice.  Future House Speaker Pelosi even said that the ISG report echoed virtually all of the Democrats' main talking points on Iraq.  Are they really willing to go out and defend the ISG recommendations?  There's still room for backtracking.

"Pelosi has been leery of the commission from the start, because she had no hand in picking its Democratic members."


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The Geminids are coming!  The Geminids are coming (Weds night)!
Indian men's penises are not up to international standards relating to size, coming in (no pun intended) at 3 to 5 cm smaller than the global average.   As the article states, based on the country's population of about a billion people, I would have to say that size, indeed, does not matter.

In a related note, a Boston woman finally admits, “I’m the ‘condom bomber".  The article claims that this was national news, but I seem to have missed it.

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Muslim man arrested after training to drive a truck without wanting to learn how to land back up.

Not all Muslims are terrorists and not all truck drivers are criminals, but....Truckers often carry rap sheets.  I've always had this image of truck drivers as being a really fun, happy go lucky community who fought for justice and the American Way.   That's what growing up in the 70's will do to you.  Can you say "Convoy" or "BJ and the Bear"?

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Rosie "It's OK to make fun of people different than me because I'm liberal" O'Donnell does her take on how Chinese news sounds to her audience (i.e., non-Asian people).  That's OK, I'm sure some of her best friends are Asian.  City Councilman John Liu is not one of them.
Thanks to  , I've been listening to podcasts of NPRs, "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me", a hilarious recap of the previous week's news events. Oh, the things you learn!

More proof that every human being is...well... unique.

Man seeks record for arm hair length

JACKSON, Wis. - Jon Sanford takes good care of his hair, washing it regularly and conditioning it occasionally. Now he might break a record for that hair — on his arms.
One particularly long strand measured 4.1 inches. If the measurement is ruled official by Guinness World Records, Sanford will have topped the previous record of 3.96 inches.
"It's my mutant hair," said Sanford, 37.
Sanford is from Jackson, a town about 30 miles northwest of Milwaukee. He downloaded the necessary forms from Guinness, faxed them back and received further directions.
"I need two witnesses whom I do not know and they have to be respected in the community," he said of the instructions.

Think any respected members of the community know this guy very well?

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I don't care how much other people enjoy them, not even my wife will ever convince me to go on one of these disease-ridden barf boxes.

Two cruises return to S. Florida with at least 200 sickened, possibly by norovirus

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Someone please put these girls in jail before they kill someone.

Nicole Richie Popped for DUI

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.

Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.
You can buy a picture of The Rebbe at Wal-Mart, although they can't guarantee shipping in time for Hanukkah.  Normally $210, now at the everyday low price of $112.

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First they made fun of the Republicans, but I wasn't a Republican....Just One Minute shows us that the incoming Democrat leadership may, in fact, be just as clueless.

Al Qaeda is what, I asked, Sunni or Shia?

“Al Qaeda, they have both,” Reyes (incoming chairman of the House Intelligence Committee) said. “You’re talking about predominately?”

“Sure,” I said, not knowing what else to say.

“Predominantly — probably Shiite,” he ventured.

He couldn’t have been more wrong.

It gets worse.

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You know a story is "bad for the Jews" when even the Jerusalem Post writes a relatively inflammatory headline.

US: Rabbi asks for hanukkia (menorah); X-mas trees removed

The real story (more here and here) seems to be that the local Seattle Chabad asked to put up a menorah in the airport.  Not wanting to have to spend time catering to multiple religions, the airport decided to take down the nine Christmas trees which were already up.  There's also word of a lawsuit which wanted to force the placement of the menorah

Of course, the Chabad rabbi who made the request didn't ask for this - "I am devastated, shocked and appalled at the decision that the Port of Seattle came to" he said.

Just to show how this can spin out of control, on the local news radio here in Dallas, the reporters said that the Chabad rabbi was insisting that there be as many menorahs as Christmas trees and that they all had to be eight feet tall as well, which is obviously not true if one has any understanding of how Chabad works.  Here's their website devoted to the public menorahs they put up all over the world.

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Rabbi Bogomilsky said he wants the Port to apologize for statements on Saturday that he says passed blame to him.

"I would hate to think it was just a way for them to cover up their poor call," the rabbi said. "This was totally a Port of Seattle decision. The Port
should step up and say that."

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Here's the forecast at the top of the Dallas Morning News website this morning.  Pretty drastic drop in temperature, wouldn't you say?

Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri
69 68 69 70 0
46 42 43 43 0




Friday, December 08, 2006

Proof that the media doesn't only print bad pictures of Republicans. Chuck Schumer either thinks he's Michael Jordan or these two Jews are getting ready to suck the blood right out of Charles Rangel's neck (Hey, I can joke about that, I'm Jewish). Where's Borat when you need him? He does also look a little like Kevin Spacey's Lex Luthor which is kind of creepy.



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Just for the record, I won't be seeing Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. Not because of his anti-Semitism, but because of the movie's sadistic violence. Thanks, but No thanks.

..Viewers who share this director’s apparently limitless appetite for gore will not be disappointed, since not much else in the way of bodily torment has been left to the imagination. There are plenty of disembowelings, impalings, clubbings and beheadings. Hearts are torn, still beating, from slashed-open chests. A man’s face is chewed off by a jaguar. Another’s neck is pierced by darts tipped with frog venom. Most disturbing, perhaps, is the sight of hundreds of corpses haphazardly layered in an open pit...

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Historical revisionism in the TV section of the NY Times.

The article describes the filming of a new comedy entitled "Little Mosque on the Prairie"

The handsome, clean-cut young man of evidently Pakistani or Indian origin is standing in an airport line, gesticulating emphatically as he says into his cellphone, “If Dad thinks that’s suicide, so be it,” adding after a pause, “This is Allah’s plan for me.”

As might be expected, a cop materializes almost instantly and drags the man off, telling him that his appointment in paradise will have to wait...


Yet that fictional moment is an all-too-possible occurrence, as witnessed when six imams were hauled off a US Airways plane in Minnesota in November after apparently spooking at least one fellow passenger by murmuring prayers that included the word Allah.

Perhaps the author would like to review the police, flight attendants' and witnesses' statements regarding the imam's behavior including "praying very loud", requesting seatbelt extensions for no reason, splitting up to sit in different parts of the plane and other odd behavior. "Hauled off" is also a little bit of verbal hyperbole as they were asked to leave the plane and complied without discussion or argument.

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It used to be that the Left wanted to speak truth to power. However, some feel that the best policy is just to prevent power from speaking themselves.

The other day I posted about the disruption of a pro-Israel speech at the University of Michigan. Apparently, that wasn't the only suppression of free speech in Michigan.

Violence erupted at a Michigan law school Thursday when protestors tried to block a speech by Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo.

Police were called after protestors pulled a fire alarm prior to the speech on immigration policies. There were at least three violent incidents with protestors targeting student backers of the event, Tancredo, R-Littleton, said today.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Do You Speak English? Cute video.

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Huh?

Conservatives open to gays
The Conservative movement’s highest legal body moved to allow commitment ceremonies for gays and the ordination of gay rabbis.

The Committee on Jewish Law and Standards endorsed three opinions Wednesday on homosexuality.

Two opinions upheld earlier prohibitions on homosexual activity, but the third endorsed commitment ceremonies and the ordination of gay rabbis, while retaining the biblical ban on male sodomy.

Two other opinions that were under consideration, which would have removed all restrictions on gay activity, were declared takanot, or substantial breaks from tradition that would require an absolute majority of the committee members for adoption.

They were defeated.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The American Jewish Congress has the very detailed study on Hizbullah's war crimes in Lebanon and a defense of israel's conduct during the recent war there.

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For the record I think Dennis Prager is one of the most compassionate, soft-spoken people on "right-wing" radio.  I am disgusted by those that are criticizing him for what is a totally reasonable position on the use of the Christian bible for swearings-in.  I do not agree with his position in this instance, but I see no racism or other "ism" involved.  Some on the left criticized him last year as well for posing five questions about terrorism and the Muslim world to Muslim audiences.  In a brief search I didn't see any answers that didn't contain "the Church/West used to be bad people too" responses.

As Prager said on his show today - he will never criticize any religion generally, but he will always feel free to criticize the way specific people practice their religion if it is to the detriment of others.

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Video of former President George H. W. Bush breaking down into tears during a tribute to his son Jeb.

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Now you see it.....December 5, early AM



Now you don't...December 5, later in the AM



On Second Try, Intrepid Agrees to Leave Dock
There were no protests or disruptions of any kind at the Brigitte Gabriel speech last night at the University of Michigan.

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To Settle Suit, Jews for Jesus Apologizes to Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason would have liked some money for Israel — or even a malted — to soothe his pain over being used as an evangelical tool by Jews for Jesus, he said yesterday. But he settled for an apology and a wish for “shalom.” Mr. Mason, the stand-up comedian whose act often includes pithy observations about Jewish life in America, sued Jews for Jesus, an evangelical Christian group, last August over a pamphlet that showed a caricature of him on its cover and the message: “Jackie Mason ... A Jew for Jesus?”

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War propaganda for Arab children found in Lebanon - I especially like the drawings in "Sharon, The Evil One".

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This argument against the police hating "defenders" of the black community in NY seems like common sense to me.

No, the Cops Didn’t Murder Sean Bell. And here’s what decent black advocates would say.

Monday, December 04, 2006

The Wall Street Journal is changing their format come January.

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This "Kramer" spoof is hilarious.  It mixes in real footage of everything that's happened with Michael Richards over the last week or so with clips form various Seinfeld episodes.  Comic gold.

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Everything you ever wanted to know about the Empire State Building.
Cool.  I'm officially quitting my job and going into freelance photography.  Unfortunately, nothing interesting has happened in Dallas since 1963.

Have Camera Phone? Yahoo and Reuters Want You to Work for Their News Service

Hoping to turn the millions of people with digital cameras and camera phones into photojournalists, Yahoo and Reuters are introducing a new effort to showcase photographs and video of news events submitted by the public.

Starting tomorrow, the photos and videos submitted will be placed throughout Reuters.com and Yahoo News, the most popular news Web site in the United States, according to comScore MediaMetrix. Reuters said that it would also start to distribute some of the submissions next year to the thousands of print, online and broadcast media outlets that subscribe to its news service. Reuters said it hoped to develop a service devoted entirely to user-submitted photographs and video.

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There is already some concern that Muslim organizations will act to disrupt a speech tonight by Brigitte Gabriel, a Lebanese Christian who has written books and given speeches critical of radical islam.  More detail here from LGF.

What I haven't seen on the major blogs is a report from The Michigan Daily about attempts just last night to disrupt a speaker invited to discuss Iran by a pro-Israel campus group.

Campus police arrested three Ann Arbor residents accused of disturbing a lecture on Iran at the Michigan League on Thursday night.

The protesters have accused campus police of using excessive force in removing them, while event organizers say the protesters were violating free expression by preventing a lecturer from speaking.

The lecture was sponsored by the student organization American Movement for Israel. Raymond Tanter, a professor emeritus of political science who now teaches at Georgetown University, said he was interrupted repeatedly during his lecture.

The protesters were chanting things like "Hands off Iran" and "Tanter is a pig," Tanter said.

On fearmongering.....

One of the constant criticisms of the Bush administration is that they have relied on FEARMONGERING to maintain support for their War on Terror.  The questions I would like to pose are, "What is fearmongering?", "Is Bush guilty as charged?" and "Don't the Democrats do that too?"

Believe it or not, "fear-monger", "fearmonger" and "fear-mongering" do not seem to be actual words in the English language according to most of the online dictionaries I checked (if anyone finds a source, please let me know).  The closest thing I can find is "scare-monger" which is defined as "one inclined to raise or excite alarms especially needlessly".  I would venture to say they're synonyms.

As I'm writing this, I came across an article by Charles Krauthammer which pretty much sums up everything I was going to try to write, although i think he wouldn't define fearmongering in this case as raising alarms needlessly - to him the threat of an attack worse than 9/11 is real.  His basic premise is, Democrats who are honest fearmonger too and there's nothing wrong with it.

The primordial fear that haunted us through the first days and weeks after 9/11 has dissipated. Not because the threat has disappeared but for the simple reason that in our ordinary lives we simply cannot sustain that level of anxiety. The threat is as real as it was on Sept. 12. It only feels distant because it is psychologically impossible to constantly face the truth and yet carry on day to day.

But as it is the first duty of government to provide for the common defense, it is the first duty of any post-9/11 government to face that truth every day — and to raise it to national consciousness at least once every four years, when the nation chooses its leaders.

Fearmongering? Yes. And very salutary. When you live in an age of terrorism with increasingly available weapons of mass destruction, it is the absence of fear that is utterly irrational.

The '90s are over. It's not the economy, stupid. It's Hiroshima — on American soil. If that doesn't scare you, it should. We could use more fear in this election, not less. Cheney should be commended for his candor. (Ted) Kennedy too.

In my opinion, the threat of a terror attack using WMD must be real because Democrats use it so often to bash Bush's policies.  Do the Democrats recommend searching every container that comes into US ports because they think someone might be importing RPGs?  Not according to future House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer.

“I simply do not understand why House Republicans refuse to join Democrats in demanding that 100 percent of the shipping containers destined for the United States be scanned for radiological, biological and chemical agents before being loaded onto ships bound for our ports.....

“Does anyone really believe that if the unthinkable occurred in an American port today that the American people would not immediately demand that every container coming into our ports be screened?  We must not wait until the unthinkable occurs before we do what is necessary to shore up this national security vulnerability.

Did anyone reading that miss the point that Republican failure to see a threat will cause a terrific catastrophe?  This despite that fact that containers have never been used, by terrorists to transport WMDs and no one has decided to exploit this highly publicized "weakness" in security in the five years since 9/11 (or before that for that matter).

Needless to say, every important Democrat has said that we're "not safer" because of Bush's misguided policies.  To me this means that we are at greater risk today of 9/11 happening than we were on 9/10/01.  Yet, there's no explanation for over five years of success in preventing attacks.  if we're not safer, there should be more, or worse attacks.  They can't claim there are no threats because they themselves don't believe that, otherwise they wouldn't feel so strongly that we need to be safer.
Part of the claim of Republican fearmongering is the President's attacking of Democrats for not supporting his aggressive (read: unconstitutional) measures for rooting out terror suspects here at home.  How dare he accuse Democrats of being unpatriotic (read: wrong)!  If you look at the Democrat plan for security - they are all defensive in nature.  Protecting ports, protecting nuclear and chemical plants, protecting our troops with better armor and providing more funds for first responders.  There is nothing in their plan that even hints at actively seeking out terror suspects, only "combating the economic, social, and political conditions that allow extremism to thrive", whatever that means.  Invading Iraq may have been wrong, Guantanamo may be wrong, wiretapping of calls without Justice Dept approval may be wrong, but I haven't heard any alternative suggestions that indicate that the Democrats are willing to actively seek out those that want to do us harm.  The only thing close would be calls to refocus on destroying the Taliban in Afghanistan, but do they really think that all terror would have ceased even had we done that four years ago and not invaded Iraq?  Would the world's extremist Muslims suddenly love and respect us or would they be showing up in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Sudan, Lebanon or who knows where else?

Here's a wake up call to everyone on all sides of the political aisle.  Our situation now is not the same as Vietnam and it's not the same as WWII or the Cold War.  We face a real and much different threat which everyone believes could lead to an attack with WMDs against the US homeland. Let's try to channel our fears into creative, yet rational decision making. 

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Just because...I stumbled across this item from factcheck.org that they put together during the 2004 presidential campaign...

Funding for Veterans up 27%, But Democrats Call It A Cut

Money for Veterans goes up faster under Bush than under Clinton, yet Kerry accuses Bush of an unpatriotic breach of faith.

So would this have been fearmongering, or not?  At least with the War on Terror, republicans are accused of inflating a real threat.  Here, the Democrats create a threat (funding cuts) that never existed in the first place! This quote from US News also sums up my thoughts on this issue as part of our national security agenda.

Their (Democrats) idea for increasing our national security, as the liberal writer Michael Kinsley points out, is to increase veterans' benefits (which the Bush administration has been doing)–although it's not clear that this would diminish the desire of Islamofascists to destroy our society or reduce our freedoms.

Congratulations to Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys on another fine victory, this time over the NY Giants on a last minute 46-yard field goal by Argentine kicker Martin Gramatica.  There were some rumors that the more-popular-than-ever Romo was dating Jessica Simpson.  Don't do it, Tony!  Sure she's fine, but you don't want to be seen with a loser who can't finish a song when the pressure is on and then cries about it.



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XM satellite radio will celebrate Hanukkah with a channel devoted exclusively to Jewish music and conversation. Don't worry, it won't be I Have a Little Dreidel 24/7. Radio Hanukkah will broadcast on XM 108 from Dec. 15 through Dec. 23 and broadcast nightly candlelight blessings, including the National Menorah Candle Lighting Dec. 17 from the Ellipse in Washington, D.C. The lineup also will feature sports specials and children's programming. Barenaked Ladies, Kinky Friedman, Matisyahu, Dr. Ruth, Al Franken, Neil Sedaka and comedian Larry Miller will participate.

I subscribe to Sirius - I wonder of they'll have matching programming.  They already have three channels dedicated to Christmas programming.

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More proof that there's some people who have WAY too much spare time.  Live Action Hamster Video Game.

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In case you weren't sure who is who...(via Israellycool)



Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, second from right, stands amidst puppets controlled by tsunami affected children at a rebuilt school at Thazanguda in Cuddalore district, around 165 kilometers (103 miles) south of Chennai, India, Friday, Dec. 1, 2006. Hundreds of villagers lined the streets of a coastal hamlet in the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu Friday as Clinton, the top U.N. envoy for the tsunami recovery effort, visited homes built to replace those washed away by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. The tsunami destroyed nearly 130 homes in Thazanguda, leaving many of the fishing community's 2,600 residents homeless. (AP Photo/ M.Lakshman)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

I'd love to get a copy of this, but I ain't paying $30 and the title probably is too obscure to show up in the local library.

Bush's War: Media Bias and Justifications for War in a Terrorist Age

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I didn't know Kristin Chenoweth, who briefly played a press secretary on the West Wing, is the real life inspiration for the Christian comedian on Studio 60.  I think the ratings for that show have plummeted into the low 3's, so I don't know if it's going to make it much past the first season unfortunately.

She Sings! She Acts! She Prays!


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Saw Superman Returns - OK flick, good special effects, love Kevin Spacey and thought Brandon Routh made a good superman.  The only thing I couldn't stand was there were a bunch of scenes where people get knocked around with enough force to kill them or knock them unconscious and they get up a few seconds later, shake their heads a little and get up without a scratch.  Lois Lane takes a huge metal door slamming shut right in the head.  I'll believe a man can fly before I believe anyone could survive a blow like that.  I'll give it 7 starsif only because it's important to know what's going on in the Superman saga and ya gotta love the John Williams theme music in surround sound turned all the way up. Da-da-da-da-da-Da-Da-Da. Da-da-da-da-da-DA-DA-DA!

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Oops, another rocket just got away.  No one was injured in Israel, so it's still not a break in the "cease-fire".

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People want President Bush impeached because some guards at Abu Ghraib had a little fun humiliating Iraqi prisoners a few years ago.  Meanwhile, this is what the people in Kofi Annan's charge do...all over the world....and it's been going on for years.  Has anyone on the Left called for his head?

Children have been subjected to rape and prostitution by United Nations peacekeepers in Haiti and Liberia, a BBC investigation has found.

Girls have told of regular encounters with soldiers where sex is demanded in return for food or money.

A senior official with the organisation has accepted the claims are credible.

The UN has faced several scandals involving its troops in recent years, including a DR Congo paedophile ring and prostitute trafficking in Kosovo.

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Rose Mattus, 90, Co-Creator of Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream, Dies