All I know is this woman must be incredibly hot if her boyfriend couldn't pay enough attention to catch not one, but TWO foul balls.

Cardinals Fan Gets Hit Twice By Foul Ball In One Game

The next time Sara Denoyer attends a St. Louis Cardinals game, she might want to sit way, way out in the bleachers.

Denoyer and her boyfriend sat down the first-base line at Busch Stadium, watching a game the Cards eventually won against the Seattle Mariners 2-1 on Sunday.

Early in the game, a foul ball struck Denoyer in the neck. Then in the ninth inning, Seattle's Scott Spiezio hit a foul that also struck Denoyer -- this time in the head.

As an aside, I'm reading the bestseller Eats, Shoots & Leaves about the proper use of punctuation. Although not related to punctuation, I'm sure the author would have a field day with the above headline as it seems pretty near impossible that one foul ball could have hit the same woman twice - and in fact didn't.