I was very excited yesterday afternoon with the news that we (or Pakistan, that is) may be close to capturing Al-Qaeda's number 2 man.

However, when I woke up this morning the top headline was that a guerilla had escpaed and my hopes were dashed. Until I realized they were talking about a GORILLA escaping from the Dallas Zoo. The police felt they had to kill it in order to subdue it. The news almost made me want to join PETA.

Almost.