Just imagine, right now in a maternity ward somewhere in the world, a girlfriend has been born for me. Ewww. A Granddaddy fixation - James Woods (59) with girlfiend (20).

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Irony of ironies. A while back there was a Sunday when many Jewish organizations led nationwide protests against the genocide in Darfur. My rabbi led what I believe was one of the larger contingents of congregants in the Dallas area and was very vocal in the synagogue about how important it was for us to go (I didn't). Well, turns out those voices in Dallas and elsewhere were indeed heard in Africa. Problem is, now the President of Sudan thinks that bringing in peacekeepers to the area is a Jewish colonialist conspiracy.

When journalists pressed al-Bashir on his objection to U.N. troops in Darfur, he replied: ``It is clear that there is a purpose behind the heavy propaganda and media campaigns'' for international intervention in Darfur.

``If we return to the last demonstrations in the United States, and the groups that organized the demonstrations, we find that they are all Jewish organizations.''