Friday, April 09, 2004

Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey goes kosher for Chol Hamoed Peasch for the first time in it's history.

With Cotton Candy and Potato Kugel, Circus Goes Kosher

Here's how to make the circus kosher for Passover:

Sell hot dogs without rolls and buy two brand-new cotton candy machines — uncontaminated by any leavened products — so thousands of observant Jewish children can have this circus treat.

Insist there be no female performers, including the Lycra-clad star aerialist and horse trainer Sylvia Zerbini, a k a the Circus Siren, since the most rigorously observant Jews require modest dress of women.



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