Not being as ardent a sports fan as I used to be, I sometimes miss the more colorful names that tend to pop up nowadays. When I was growing up, my heroes were named Tom, Mike, Greg, Bill, Willie. Today we have...Coco Crisp? I mean, the man was born in this country. Then I thought, how cruel, surely his mother was familiar with the these?

Then I realized the truth, his real name is Covelli Loyce Crisp. I guess Coco is better.
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