Iraqi insurgents are now using donkeys and dog carcasses to deliver or hide explosive devices.

I am totally against the use of animals in such a heinous way. However, I do agree that they can be put to good use to promote military objectives by less violent means. For example, what if we trained 1,000 parrots to sing God Bless America in Arabic and released them into the Sunni triangle. Then, when the insurgents try shooting the birds, they will reveal their positions and we can kill them.

Laugh if you must, but it can be done. I knew I should have been a military strategist instead of a CPA.