Tuesday, November 25, 2003

From the "everything I ever needed to know I learned from cartoons" file:

According to the NY Times editorial page - "The International Atomic Energy Agency should pass a resolution condemning Iran's secret programs and demanding that the country prove that its programs are peaceful."

Let's just change some of the words around and see how it plays - "The International ACME Agency should pass a resolution condemning Wile E. Coyote's secret purchases of ACME products and demanding that he prove that its programs will not be used to catch the Roadrunner."

Also, there's that "demand" word again. How can you demand something if you don't back it up by physical force? Ask is more like it. Unless of course, the Times is saying they're willing to go to war with Iran over this issue.

Not.

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