I really need to read Andy Borowitz' website every day. I think he's one of the funniest satirists out there. Unfortunately, you can only link to the home page which changes daily, so catch it while you can.

SATAN’S TESTIMONY ROCKS ENRON TRIAL
Lord of Darkness Becomes Surprise Witness For Prosecution

The trial of former Enron CEO Ken Lay took a stunning turn today as the prosecution introduced Satan as a surprise witness, attempting to establish a long-running business relationship between Mr. Lay and the Lord of Darkness.