Saturday, December 30, 2006

Apologies to the lyricists of "The Wizard of Oz"......

Ding Dong! Hussein is dead. Which Hussein? Saddam Hussein!
Ding Dong! Saddam Hussein is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, Saddam Hussein is dead.
He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Saddam Hussein is dead!

As Mayor of the Sadr City, In the center of Iraq, I welcome you most regally.

But we've got to verify it legally, to see

To see?

If he

If he?

Is morally, ethic'lly

Spiritually, physically

Positively, absolutely

Undeniably and reliably Dead

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead!

Friday, December 29, 2006

"The irreducible, glorious dignity of difference".

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Now that's a fire! How to kill thousands of bees without an exterminator. Lots of flammable liquids involved.

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I am now relieved that we are making the financial sacrifice to send our girls to private school.

Middle School Girls Gone Wild

They writhe and strut, shake their bottoms, splay their legs, thrust their chests out and in and out again. Some straddle empty chairs, like lap dancers without laps. They don’t smile much. Their faces are locked from grim exertion, from all that leaping up and lying down without poles to hold onto. “Don’t stop don’t stop,” sings Janet Jackson, all whispery. “Jerk it like you’re making it choke. ...Ohh. I’m so stimulated. Feel so X-rated.” The girls spend a lot of time lying on the floor. They are in the sixth, seventh and eighth grades.

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Now that I think about it, I guess I would be embarrassed to go to the box office and ask for a ticket to "Dreamgirls" when there is so much other manly entertainment being offered. I will probably see it on DVD with the doors closed and the blinds shut tight to hide my shame.

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Saddam Hussein will soon be executed. The New York Times is sad - the three year long trial where the outcome was never in doubt feels "rushed" to them.

A carefully conducted, scrupulously fair trial could have helped undo some of the damage inflicted by his rule.

I am thinking of starting a business by reprinting this article in Arabic and selling it to the Shiites for toilet paper. You know, Hitler killed himself and Germany was able to recover from Nazism pretty quickly. I'm not sure that a decades long trial covering all his crimes would have helped the healing. Talk about ivory tower moral judgments - jeez.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Go Ethiopia! Islamist Forces in Somalia Are on the Retreat

Islamist forces in Somalia beat a hasty retreat today to their stronghold in Mogadishu, Somalia’s battle-scared capital, crumbling faster than anyone expected after a week of attacks by Ethiopian forces.

Burhakaba, a large inland city, fell first, followed by Dinsoor, not far away, and then Bulo Burto, where just a few weeks ago the Islamists in charge were threatening to behead people who did not pray.

The Islamist fighters, who had seemed invincible after taking Mogadishu in June, now seem powerless to stop the steady advance of the Ethiopian-backed forces of the transitional government.

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I'm not sure how building a new settlement in the West Bank (Maskiot) is supposed to help bring about peace.

Then again, take a look at this recent balance sheet of Israeli and Palestinian actions and populating an abandoned army base doesn't seem so bad in the grand scheme of things.

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Question: Will Saddam Hussein's imminent death change the situation on the ground in Iraq? Will Sunnis give up hope? Will Shiites feel even more emboldened to attack Sunnis? Will anyone even pay attention?

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The Conspiracy Museum in Dallas is closing it's doors after more than a decade of operations. It's being replaced by a Quiznos which we all know is owned by the secret One World Government. More here from NPR.

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I was incredibly annoyed with the constant shots of Carrie Underwood watching the Cowboys at Texas Stadium during the broadcast yesterday evening. (She has been rumored to be enamored of quarterback Tony Romo). Who gives a crap, really?


For anyone who's not familiar with Dulce de Leche, it's a totally addictive caramel-like spread. The article has recipes. As the article says, if you buy it, you should try to get a good brand like La Salamandra or La Pataia.

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My folks are in Israel for the first time in their lives (their in their early 60's). Needless to say, they're predicting snow starting tonight throughout the country and generally cold weather for the rest of the week. I'm so upset for them!

Meanwhile, the 61st post "cease-fire" rocket has hit Sderot and other places in southern Israel. My folks won't be going there.

Ehud Olmert has met with Palestinian Chairman Abbas and has decided to release $100mm in funds, open roadblocks and possibly release prisoners. This seems more like a move to convince Palestinians to back Fatah over Hamas as opposed to any step forward for peace. I sure don't feel that my parents are any safer because of this.

Monday, December 25, 2006

I don't consider myself to be a particularly good person with pets or children and aside from my own (to which I have grown accustomed to and love of course) I hardly know what to say or do with anyone else's.

Anyway, early this morning I decided that I would go out for a brisk walk which has been my exercise of choice for a while. Granted, it was about 42 degrees with a strong wind and light drizzle and I hadn't gone out in about a month, but I had just bought some outdoorsy type bad weather gear the day before so that I wouldn't have an excuse not to exercise. Besides I was looking forward to the Peace On Earth that generally accompanies Christmas morning (as I listened to a podcast of Sunday's "Meet The Press" on my iPod.

About 5 minutes from home, before I walk into a local nature preserve, I see a dog that's hanging out in a driveway but looks kind of lost. Not being good with pets, I just assumed the owner was inside and I ignored it. A few minutes later as I was in the preserve, all sound muffled by the iPod and the protection of a hoodie and a rain jacket, I barely hear the sound of metal jangling behind me. It's the dog - a black part-Labrador mutt with white spots on it's legs. I'm not totally heartless and obviously the dog trusts me, so I bend down and call her over. "Oreo" says the tag and it's got a phone number. Only problem is, I left without my cell phone, I'm in the middle of a place that purposefully has no modern amenities and there is absolutely no one in sight.

Not really knowing what to do, I continue my walk and Oreo is following me (while occasionally sniffing the ground for an appropriate spot to relieve herself). It's frickin' cold and I'm really feeling sorry for her. It takes about 10 minutes to get the other end of the trail where there's a firehouse - I figure I can find some kind of telephone - but it's closed up tight of course. Not much firefighting on Christmas morning. Not wanting to have Oreo follow me unleashed on a dangerous main street towards the local CVS (which was still a good 5 blocks or so away), I decided to walk her towards my house through the residential neighborhood, hoping that someone would appear that I could ask for a phone.

Finally, as I was only three blocks away from my house, and after I successfully prevented Oreo from chasing a rabbit into the woods (phew!), I flagged down a couple in a yellow hummer who probably thought I was an idiot walking my dog without a leash. Luckily, they stopped and when I explained the situation they lent me their cell phone. I only got the owner's answering machine, but left a message with my name and number and mentioned that I was going to try to lead Oreo to my home and keep her in the backyard. I was really hoping the owner hadn't gone away for the holidays. I thanked the couple in the Hummer, we wished each other Merry Christmas, and then Oreo and I continued our trek until we got to my house. Oreo was so friendly and obedient, I actually began to understand those stories where a kid finds a dog in the street and just forms a bond right away.

When I got home, I told my wife (who is a vet and THE queen of animal lovers) to keep our own two dogs inside while she tried calling all the numbers on all the tags Oreo had - her owner, her vet, the local SPCA. No answers. While we were waiting for a response, I hung out in the back, still freezing, with Oreo, while the wife prepared a bowl of dog food. When she opened the door to let Oreo in, I heard a commotion - it turns out the owners teen-aged son had came by to pick Oreo up. The owner had left a message saying her husband and son were coming but I guess we didn't get it amidst all the other calls we were trying to make. The young man couldn't thank us enough and must have said "Merry Christmas" three times - he probably didn't see the unlit electric menorah in the window that I've been too lazy to take down. :-)

All's well that ends well - I felt really proud of something I had done for the first time in a long time. And when I think of all the improbable circumstances that led me to help Oreo back to her home, I have to say it was a true Christmas miracle!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Prosecutor will not seek death penalty in Jewish Federation shooting

SEATTLE (AP) - King County Prosecutor Norm Maleng said Wednesday he will not seek the death penalty against Naveed Haq, the man accused of shooting six women - one fatally - at a Seattle Jewish center in July, because of the gunman's long history of mental illness.

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Somehow, I don't think it's a good thing that people should be publicly excoriated solely for insulting someone because their Jewish. Judith Regan apparently had a documented anti-Semitic incident three years ago. I wonder who hates her so much that they would dig this up?

Previous Incident Reported Involving a Fired Publisher


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The 60 Minutes piece on the International Tracing Service's Holocaust Archives
was outstanding and very emotional. It's amazing how every survivor seems to have story of an indignity or terror they suffered that, while not unique to them, has perhaps never been told. One man told of how trenches were dug behind the barracks at one concentration camp to use as latrines and bodies that were not quite dead were thrown in them, forcing the inmates to urinate on their dying friends and relatives.

And yet Muslims all over the word are being taught that these things never happened.

I saw pictures of masses of skeletons, even of kids. I heard horrifying accounts of some of the people who had survived the terror of Auschwitz and Sobibor. I told my half-sister all this and showed her the pictures in my history book. What she said was as awful as the information in my book.

With great conviction, my half-sister cried: "It's a lie! Jews have a way of blinding people. They were not killed, gassed or massacred. But I pray to Allah that one day all the Jews in the world will be destroyed."

Hopefully, things like this will help - Muslims, Jews Hold Peace Meeting In D.C.
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Few signs of Christmas cheer in the Jewish state

One tiny place in the whole f***ing Western World where a Jew doesn't have to hear "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" and we're supposed to feel sorry for the Christians who decide not to live with their billion colleagues in the dozens of countries where Christmas is a national holiday. Give me a break. How about a story about how wonderful it is for Jews to have a place not to deal with it.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Spuds are good. Suds are good. Don't mix spuds and suds, or you'll get arrested.

Mashed potato wrestlers stir up trouble at bar

Four scantily clad women who wrestled in a swimming pool filled with mashed potatoes have whipped up a legal mess for a bar owner here, police said Monday.

The wrestling match turned raunchy when the women pulled up each others' shirts, said Lt. Brad Wells of the Madison County sheriff's office.

The partial nudity violated the terms of Cato's liquor license, as well as obscenity rules, Wells said.

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Savage attack on an inflatable snowman! With video. When will our country be free of hatred and prejudice against balloon ornaments?

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I love it! Go Arnold! More pictures here.


Saturday, December 16, 2006

After speaking to a group of Rabbis in the Phoenix area, Jimmy Carter decided to write an open letter to the Jewish Community. I may still disagree with some of the points of the letter, but I appreciate the effort and it sounds a lot less harsh than some of the other statements I've read from interviews, etc.

The chairman of the group, Rabbi Andrew Straus, then suggested that I make clear to all American Jews that my use of "apartheid" does not apply to circumstances within Israel, that I acknowledge the deep concern of Israelis about the threat of terrorism and other acts of violence from some Palestinians, and that the majority of Israelis sincerely want a peaceful existence with their neighbors. The purpose of this letter is to reiterate these points.

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I like this idea - using the miracle of Hanukkah (oil sufficient for one day's candlelight lasting eight days) to promote energy saving fluorescent lightbulbs.

Friday, December 15, 2006


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Last weekend, we saw two of the three singers of the new group Sababa perform at our shul in a pre-Hanukkah concert. Good, upbeat music and just good people. I wish them tons of success.

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I've been trying to keep up with this story even though it's been out of the news.

SEATTLE - A judge has given King County Prosecutor Norm Maleng another week to decide whether to seek the death penalty against a man accused of shooting up the Jewish Federation office in Seattle.

Naveed Haq is charged with aggravated murder plus attempted murder and other charges in the July 28 shooting. One woman was killed and five others were wounded.

Prosecutors say Haq identified himself as a Muslim and said he blamed Jews for U.S. policy in the Mideast.

Maleng's new deadline for deciding whether to seek the death penalty against Haq is Dec. 22.

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Natan Sharansky, center, shakes hands with President Bush, right, after receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Americas highest civil award, during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington.

Today the Soviet Union is history, but the world still knows the name Sharansky. As a free man, he's become a political leader in Israel, winning four elections to the Knesset and serving more than eight years in the Cabinet. He remains, above all, an eloquent champion for liberty and democracy. Natan reminds us that every soul carries the desire to live in freedom, and that freedom has a unique power to lift up nations, transform regions, and secure a future for peace. Natan Sharansky is a witness to that power, and his testimony brings hope to those who still live under oppression.

I imagine that Palestinian Prime Minister Haniyeh's term of office will be a complete failure unless he either kills himself or gets himself killed. I am wishing him great success. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but - Go Fatah! You can do it!

We joined this movement to become martyrs, not ministers,” Haniyeh declared in a fiery speech, referring to Hamas loyalists’ willingness to die for the Islamic cause.


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NPR has a program called Hanukkah: A Time for Superheroes, which "examines the connection between ancient heroes and modern-day superheroes".

Host Arye Gross begins with the Hanukkah story of the Maccabees, the Hebrew band of brothers who fought against the religious repression of the Syrian Greeks more than 2,000 years ago. This heroic tale has long inspired comic book writers. Marvel Comics' Stan Lee and DC Comics' Wil Eisner describe their humble origins and the backdrop of their Jewish experience that informed Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Wonder Woman. The program also features conversations with filmmakers Sam Raimi (
Spiderman) and Brian Singer (X-Men), as well as Michael Chabon, author of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. Finally, Gross visits the studios of graphic novelists Art Spiegelman and the Hanouka brothers.

Didn't you ever wonder by superheroes' names often end in "m-a-n", like a lot of Jewish surnames? Hey, my family got a new name off the boat ending in "m-a-n", so why should Superman have been any different after his ship landed?




Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I just got an e-mail from the American Jewish Committee letting members know that there will be a PBS special airing next month called Anti-Semitism in the 21st Century - The Resurgence.

Filmed in Syria, Egypt, Israel, the West Bank, France and the US, Anti-Semitism in the 21st Century: The Resurgence includes interviews with David Ignatius of the Washington Post; Israeli Knesset Member Natan Sharanksy; Columbia University Professor Rashid Khalidi; New York Times best-selling author and NYU Professor Tony Judt; Professor Hisham Ahmed of Birzeit University, Ramallah; Hassam Hamed, Head of Egyptian State Television and others.

Through extraordinary and disturbing archival footage, interviews with leading experts, and bold man-on-the-street interviews, Anti-Semitism in the 21st Century: The Resurgence weaves together the past and the present to explore the evolution and re-birth of an age-old prejudice.

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How biased is the BBC?

BBC World has been dropped by Israel's satellite provider Yes TV in favour of the newly launched al-Jazeera English.

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If you want to know what our brave men and women are fighting for in Iraq - look no further. It's like looking at pictures of car crashes. They're really horrible, and yet, you can't help but want to click on the next link.



Monday, December 11, 2006

Even Time Magazine is calling James Baker and his friends delusional.

The Big Lie About the Middle East - Tell James Baker: Arab nations don't care about the Palestinians

To promote the canard that the troubles of the Arab world are rooted in the Palestinians' misfortune does great harm. It encourages the Arabs to continue to avoid addressing their colossal societal and political ills by hiding behind their Great Excuse: it's all Israel's fault. Certainly, Israel has at times been an obnoxious neighbor, but God help the Arab leaders, propagandists and apologists if a day ever comes when the Arab-Israeli mess is unraveled.

The Democrats who have no vision of their own for Iraq except leave now or leave later, were counting on Bush's rejection of the Iraq Study Group's report to show that he refuses even the best, most well-argued advice.  Future House Speaker Pelosi even said that the ISG report echoed virtually all of the Democrats' main talking points on Iraq.  Are they really willing to go out and defend the ISG recommendations?  There's still room for backtracking.

"Pelosi has been leery of the commission from the start, because she had no hand in picking its Democratic members."


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The Geminids are coming!  The Geminids are coming (Weds night)!
Indian men's penises are not up to international standards relating to size, coming in (no pun intended) at 3 to 5 cm smaller than the global average.   As the article states, based on the country's population of about a billion people, I would have to say that size, indeed, does not matter.

In a related note, a Boston woman finally admits, “I’m the ‘condom bomber".  The article claims that this was national news, but I seem to have missed it.

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Muslim man arrested after training to drive a truck without wanting to learn how to land back up.

Not all Muslims are terrorists and not all truck drivers are criminals, but....Truckers often carry rap sheets.  I've always had this image of truck drivers as being a really fun, happy go lucky community who fought for justice and the American Way.   That's what growing up in the 70's will do to you.  Can you say "Convoy" or "BJ and the Bear"?

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Rosie "It's OK to make fun of people different than me because I'm liberal" O'Donnell does her take on how Chinese news sounds to her audience (i.e., non-Asian people).  That's OK, I'm sure some of her best friends are Asian.  City Councilman John Liu is not one of them.
Thanks to  , I've been listening to podcasts of NPRs, "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me", a hilarious recap of the previous week's news events. Oh, the things you learn!

More proof that every human being is...well... unique.

Man seeks record for arm hair length

JACKSON, Wis. - Jon Sanford takes good care of his hair, washing it regularly and conditioning it occasionally. Now he might break a record for that hair — on his arms.
One particularly long strand measured 4.1 inches. If the measurement is ruled official by Guinness World Records, Sanford will have topped the previous record of 3.96 inches.
"It's my mutant hair," said Sanford, 37.
Sanford is from Jackson, a town about 30 miles northwest of Milwaukee. He downloaded the necessary forms from Guinness, faxed them back and received further directions.
"I need two witnesses whom I do not know and they have to be respected in the community," he said of the instructions.

Think any respected members of the community know this guy very well?

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I don't care how much other people enjoy them, not even my wife will ever convince me to go on one of these disease-ridden barf boxes.

Two cruises return to S. Florida with at least 200 sickened, possibly by norovirus

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Someone please put these girls in jail before they kill someone.

Nicole Richie Popped for DUI

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.

Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.
You can buy a picture of The Rebbe at Wal-Mart, although they can't guarantee shipping in time for Hanukkah.  Normally $210, now at the everyday low price of $112.

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First they made fun of the Republicans, but I wasn't a Republican....Just One Minute shows us that the incoming Democrat leadership may, in fact, be just as clueless.

Al Qaeda is what, I asked, Sunni or Shia?

“Al Qaeda, they have both,” Reyes (incoming chairman of the House Intelligence Committee) said. “You’re talking about predominately?”

“Sure,” I said, not knowing what else to say.

“Predominantly — probably Shiite,” he ventured.

He couldn’t have been more wrong.

It gets worse.

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You know a story is "bad for the Jews" when even the Jerusalem Post writes a relatively inflammatory headline.

US: Rabbi asks for hanukkia (menorah); X-mas trees removed

The real story (more here and here) seems to be that the local Seattle Chabad asked to put up a menorah in the airport.  Not wanting to have to spend time catering to multiple religions, the airport decided to take down the nine Christmas trees which were already up.  There's also word of a lawsuit which wanted to force the placement of the menorah

Of course, the Chabad rabbi who made the request didn't ask for this - "I am devastated, shocked and appalled at the decision that the Port of Seattle came to" he said.

Just to show how this can spin out of control, on the local news radio here in Dallas, the reporters said that the Chabad rabbi was insisting that there be as many menorahs as Christmas trees and that they all had to be eight feet tall as well, which is obviously not true if one has any understanding of how Chabad works.  Here's their website devoted to the public menorahs they put up all over the world.

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Rabbi Bogomilsky said he wants the Port to apologize for statements on Saturday that he says passed blame to him.

"I would hate to think it was just a way for them to cover up their poor call," the rabbi said. "This was totally a Port of Seattle decision. The Port
should step up and say that."

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Here's the forecast at the top of the Dallas Morning News website this morning.  Pretty drastic drop in temperature, wouldn't you say?

Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri
69 68 69 70 0
46 42 43 43 0




Friday, December 08, 2006

Proof that the media doesn't only print bad pictures of Republicans. Chuck Schumer either thinks he's Michael Jordan or these two Jews are getting ready to suck the blood right out of Charles Rangel's neck (Hey, I can joke about that, I'm Jewish). Where's Borat when you need him? He does also look a little like Kevin Spacey's Lex Luthor which is kind of creepy.



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Just for the record, I won't be seeing Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. Not because of his anti-Semitism, but because of the movie's sadistic violence. Thanks, but No thanks.

..Viewers who share this director’s apparently limitless appetite for gore will not be disappointed, since not much else in the way of bodily torment has been left to the imagination. There are plenty of disembowelings, impalings, clubbings and beheadings. Hearts are torn, still beating, from slashed-open chests. A man’s face is chewed off by a jaguar. Another’s neck is pierced by darts tipped with frog venom. Most disturbing, perhaps, is the sight of hundreds of corpses haphazardly layered in an open pit...

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Historical revisionism in the TV section of the NY Times.

The article describes the filming of a new comedy entitled "Little Mosque on the Prairie"

The handsome, clean-cut young man of evidently Pakistani or Indian origin is standing in an airport line, gesticulating emphatically as he says into his cellphone, “If Dad thinks that’s suicide, so be it,” adding after a pause, “This is Allah’s plan for me.”

As might be expected, a cop materializes almost instantly and drags the man off, telling him that his appointment in paradise will have to wait...


Yet that fictional moment is an all-too-possible occurrence, as witnessed when six imams were hauled off a US Airways plane in Minnesota in November after apparently spooking at least one fellow passenger by murmuring prayers that included the word Allah.

Perhaps the author would like to review the police, flight attendants' and witnesses' statements regarding the imam's behavior including "praying very loud", requesting seatbelt extensions for no reason, splitting up to sit in different parts of the plane and other odd behavior. "Hauled off" is also a little bit of verbal hyperbole as they were asked to leave the plane and complied without discussion or argument.

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It used to be that the Left wanted to speak truth to power. However, some feel that the best policy is just to prevent power from speaking themselves.

The other day I posted about the disruption of a pro-Israel speech at the University of Michigan. Apparently, that wasn't the only suppression of free speech in Michigan.

Violence erupted at a Michigan law school Thursday when protestors tried to block a speech by Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo.

Police were called after protestors pulled a fire alarm prior to the speech on immigration policies. There were at least three violent incidents with protestors targeting student backers of the event, Tancredo, R-Littleton, said today.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Do You Speak English? Cute video.

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Huh?

Conservatives open to gays
The Conservative movement’s highest legal body moved to allow commitment ceremonies for gays and the ordination of gay rabbis.

The Committee on Jewish Law and Standards endorsed three opinions Wednesday on homosexuality.

Two opinions upheld earlier prohibitions on homosexual activity, but the third endorsed commitment ceremonies and the ordination of gay rabbis, while retaining the biblical ban on male sodomy.

Two other opinions that were under consideration, which would have removed all restrictions on gay activity, were declared takanot, or substantial breaks from tradition that would require an absolute majority of the committee members for adoption.

They were defeated.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The American Jewish Congress has the very detailed study on Hizbullah's war crimes in Lebanon and a defense of israel's conduct during the recent war there.

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For the record I think Dennis Prager is one of the most compassionate, soft-spoken people on "right-wing" radio.  I am disgusted by those that are criticizing him for what is a totally reasonable position on the use of the Christian bible for swearings-in.  I do not agree with his position in this instance, but I see no racism or other "ism" involved.  Some on the left criticized him last year as well for posing five questions about terrorism and the Muslim world to Muslim audiences.  In a brief search I didn't see any answers that didn't contain "the Church/West used to be bad people too" responses.

As Prager said on his show today - he will never criticize any religion generally, but he will always feel free to criticize the way specific people practice their religion if it is to the detriment of others.

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Video of former President George H. W. Bush breaking down into tears during a tribute to his son Jeb.

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Now you see it.....December 5, early AM



Now you don't...December 5, later in the AM



On Second Try, Intrepid Agrees to Leave Dock
There were no protests or disruptions of any kind at the Brigitte Gabriel speech last night at the University of Michigan.

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To Settle Suit, Jews for Jesus Apologizes to Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason would have liked some money for Israel — or even a malted — to soothe his pain over being used as an evangelical tool by Jews for Jesus, he said yesterday. But he settled for an apology and a wish for “shalom.” Mr. Mason, the stand-up comedian whose act often includes pithy observations about Jewish life in America, sued Jews for Jesus, an evangelical Christian group, last August over a pamphlet that showed a caricature of him on its cover and the message: “Jackie Mason ... A Jew for Jesus?”

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War propaganda for Arab children found in Lebanon - I especially like the drawings in "Sharon, The Evil One".

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This argument against the police hating "defenders" of the black community in NY seems like common sense to me.

No, the Cops Didn’t Murder Sean Bell. And here’s what decent black advocates would say.

Monday, December 04, 2006

The Wall Street Journal is changing their format come January.

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This "Kramer" spoof is hilarious.  It mixes in real footage of everything that's happened with Michael Richards over the last week or so with clips form various Seinfeld episodes.  Comic gold.

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Everything you ever wanted to know about the Empire State Building.
Cool.  I'm officially quitting my job and going into freelance photography.  Unfortunately, nothing interesting has happened in Dallas since 1963.

Have Camera Phone? Yahoo and Reuters Want You to Work for Their News Service

Hoping to turn the millions of people with digital cameras and camera phones into photojournalists, Yahoo and Reuters are introducing a new effort to showcase photographs and video of news events submitted by the public.

Starting tomorrow, the photos and videos submitted will be placed throughout Reuters.com and Yahoo News, the most popular news Web site in the United States, according to comScore MediaMetrix. Reuters said that it would also start to distribute some of the submissions next year to the thousands of print, online and broadcast media outlets that subscribe to its news service. Reuters said it hoped to develop a service devoted entirely to user-submitted photographs and video.

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There is already some concern that Muslim organizations will act to disrupt a speech tonight by Brigitte Gabriel, a Lebanese Christian who has written books and given speeches critical of radical islam.  More detail here from LGF.

What I haven't seen on the major blogs is a report from The Michigan Daily about attempts just last night to disrupt a speaker invited to discuss Iran by a pro-Israel campus group.

Campus police arrested three Ann Arbor residents accused of disturbing a lecture on Iran at the Michigan League on Thursday night.

The protesters have accused campus police of using excessive force in removing them, while event organizers say the protesters were violating free expression by preventing a lecturer from speaking.

The lecture was sponsored by the student organization American Movement for Israel. Raymond Tanter, a professor emeritus of political science who now teaches at Georgetown University, said he was interrupted repeatedly during his lecture.

The protesters were chanting things like "Hands off Iran" and "Tanter is a pig," Tanter said.

On fearmongering.....

One of the constant criticisms of the Bush administration is that they have relied on FEARMONGERING to maintain support for their War on Terror.  The questions I would like to pose are, "What is fearmongering?", "Is Bush guilty as charged?" and "Don't the Democrats do that too?"

Believe it or not, "fear-monger", "fearmonger" and "fear-mongering" do not seem to be actual words in the English language according to most of the online dictionaries I checked (if anyone finds a source, please let me know).  The closest thing I can find is "scare-monger" which is defined as "one inclined to raise or excite alarms especially needlessly".  I would venture to say they're synonyms.

As I'm writing this, I came across an article by Charles Krauthammer which pretty much sums up everything I was going to try to write, although i think he wouldn't define fearmongering in this case as raising alarms needlessly - to him the threat of an attack worse than 9/11 is real.  His basic premise is, Democrats who are honest fearmonger too and there's nothing wrong with it.

The primordial fear that haunted us through the first days and weeks after 9/11 has dissipated. Not because the threat has disappeared but for the simple reason that in our ordinary lives we simply cannot sustain that level of anxiety. The threat is as real as it was on Sept. 12. It only feels distant because it is psychologically impossible to constantly face the truth and yet carry on day to day.

But as it is the first duty of government to provide for the common defense, it is the first duty of any post-9/11 government to face that truth every day — and to raise it to national consciousness at least once every four years, when the nation chooses its leaders.

Fearmongering? Yes. And very salutary. When you live in an age of terrorism with increasingly available weapons of mass destruction, it is the absence of fear that is utterly irrational.

The '90s are over. It's not the economy, stupid. It's Hiroshima — on American soil. If that doesn't scare you, it should. We could use more fear in this election, not less. Cheney should be commended for his candor. (Ted) Kennedy too.

In my opinion, the threat of a terror attack using WMD must be real because Democrats use it so often to bash Bush's policies.  Do the Democrats recommend searching every container that comes into US ports because they think someone might be importing RPGs?  Not according to future House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer.

“I simply do not understand why House Republicans refuse to join Democrats in demanding that 100 percent of the shipping containers destined for the United States be scanned for radiological, biological and chemical agents before being loaded onto ships bound for our ports.....

“Does anyone really believe that if the unthinkable occurred in an American port today that the American people would not immediately demand that every container coming into our ports be screened?  We must not wait until the unthinkable occurs before we do what is necessary to shore up this national security vulnerability.

Did anyone reading that miss the point that Republican failure to see a threat will cause a terrific catastrophe?  This despite that fact that containers have never been used, by terrorists to transport WMDs and no one has decided to exploit this highly publicized "weakness" in security in the five years since 9/11 (or before that for that matter).

Needless to say, every important Democrat has said that we're "not safer" because of Bush's misguided policies.  To me this means that we are at greater risk today of 9/11 happening than we were on 9/10/01.  Yet, there's no explanation for over five years of success in preventing attacks.  if we're not safer, there should be more, or worse attacks.  They can't claim there are no threats because they themselves don't believe that, otherwise they wouldn't feel so strongly that we need to be safer.
Part of the claim of Republican fearmongering is the President's attacking of Democrats for not supporting his aggressive (read: unconstitutional) measures for rooting out terror suspects here at home.  How dare he accuse Democrats of being unpatriotic (read: wrong)!  If you look at the Democrat plan for security - they are all defensive in nature.  Protecting ports, protecting nuclear and chemical plants, protecting our troops with better armor and providing more funds for first responders.  There is nothing in their plan that even hints at actively seeking out terror suspects, only "combating the economic, social, and political conditions that allow extremism to thrive", whatever that means.  Invading Iraq may have been wrong, Guantanamo may be wrong, wiretapping of calls without Justice Dept approval may be wrong, but I haven't heard any alternative suggestions that indicate that the Democrats are willing to actively seek out those that want to do us harm.  The only thing close would be calls to refocus on destroying the Taliban in Afghanistan, but do they really think that all terror would have ceased even had we done that four years ago and not invaded Iraq?  Would the world's extremist Muslims suddenly love and respect us or would they be showing up in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Sudan, Lebanon or who knows where else?

Here's a wake up call to everyone on all sides of the political aisle.  Our situation now is not the same as Vietnam and it's not the same as WWII or the Cold War.  We face a real and much different threat which everyone believes could lead to an attack with WMDs against the US homeland. Let's try to channel our fears into creative, yet rational decision making. 

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Just because...I stumbled across this item from factcheck.org that they put together during the 2004 presidential campaign...

Funding for Veterans up 27%, But Democrats Call It A Cut

Money for Veterans goes up faster under Bush than under Clinton, yet Kerry accuses Bush of an unpatriotic breach of faith.

So would this have been fearmongering, or not?  At least with the War on Terror, republicans are accused of inflating a real threat.  Here, the Democrats create a threat (funding cuts) that never existed in the first place! This quote from US News also sums up my thoughts on this issue as part of our national security agenda.

Their (Democrats) idea for increasing our national security, as the liberal writer Michael Kinsley points out, is to increase veterans' benefits (which the Bush administration has been doing)–although it's not clear that this would diminish the desire of Islamofascists to destroy our society or reduce our freedoms.

Congratulations to Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys on another fine victory, this time over the NY Giants on a last minute 46-yard field goal by Argentine kicker Martin Gramatica.  There were some rumors that the more-popular-than-ever Romo was dating Jessica Simpson.  Don't do it, Tony!  Sure she's fine, but you don't want to be seen with a loser who can't finish a song when the pressure is on and then cries about it.



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XM satellite radio will celebrate Hanukkah with a channel devoted exclusively to Jewish music and conversation. Don't worry, it won't be I Have a Little Dreidel 24/7. Radio Hanukkah will broadcast on XM 108 from Dec. 15 through Dec. 23 and broadcast nightly candlelight blessings, including the National Menorah Candle Lighting Dec. 17 from the Ellipse in Washington, D.C. The lineup also will feature sports specials and children's programming. Barenaked Ladies, Kinky Friedman, Matisyahu, Dr. Ruth, Al Franken, Neil Sedaka and comedian Larry Miller will participate.

I subscribe to Sirius - I wonder of they'll have matching programming.  They already have three channels dedicated to Christmas programming.

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More proof that there's some people who have WAY too much spare time.  Live Action Hamster Video Game.

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In case you weren't sure who is who...(via Israellycool)



Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, second from right, stands amidst puppets controlled by tsunami affected children at a rebuilt school at Thazanguda in Cuddalore district, around 165 kilometers (103 miles) south of Chennai, India, Friday, Dec. 1, 2006. Hundreds of villagers lined the streets of a coastal hamlet in the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu Friday as Clinton, the top U.N. envoy for the tsunami recovery effort, visited homes built to replace those washed away by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. The tsunami destroyed nearly 130 homes in Thazanguda, leaving many of the fishing community's 2,600 residents homeless. (AP Photo/ M.Lakshman)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

I'd love to get a copy of this, but I ain't paying $30 and the title probably is too obscure to show up in the local library.

Bush's War: Media Bias and Justifications for War in a Terrorist Age

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I didn't know Kristin Chenoweth, who briefly played a press secretary on the West Wing, is the real life inspiration for the Christian comedian on Studio 60.  I think the ratings for that show have plummeted into the low 3's, so I don't know if it's going to make it much past the first season unfortunately.

She Sings! She Acts! She Prays!


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Saw Superman Returns - OK flick, good special effects, love Kevin Spacey and thought Brandon Routh made a good superman.  The only thing I couldn't stand was there were a bunch of scenes where people get knocked around with enough force to kill them or knock them unconscious and they get up a few seconds later, shake their heads a little and get up without a scratch.  Lois Lane takes a huge metal door slamming shut right in the head.  I'll believe a man can fly before I believe anyone could survive a blow like that.  I'll give it 7 starsif only because it's important to know what's going on in the Superman saga and ya gotta love the John Williams theme music in surround sound turned all the way up. Da-da-da-da-da-Da-Da-Da. Da-da-da-da-da-DA-DA-DA!

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Oops, another rocket just got away.  No one was injured in Israel, so it's still not a break in the "cease-fire".

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People want President Bush impeached because some guards at Abu Ghraib had a little fun humiliating Iraqi prisoners a few years ago.  Meanwhile, this is what the people in Kofi Annan's charge do...all over the world....and it's been going on for years.  Has anyone on the Left called for his head?

Children have been subjected to rape and prostitution by United Nations peacekeepers in Haiti and Liberia, a BBC investigation has found.

Girls have told of regular encounters with soldiers where sex is demanded in return for food or money.

A senior official with the organisation has accepted the claims are credible.

The UN has faced several scandals involving its troops in recent years, including a DR Congo paedophile ring and prostitute trafficking in Kosovo.

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Rose Mattus, 90, Co-Creator of Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream, Dies

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A woman who was shot in the arm when she tried to protect her unborn child during July's deadly shooting rampage at the Jewish Federation offices here has given birth to a healthy baby boy, her publicist said Wednesday.

Charley Paz Klein was born at about 9 p.m. Tuesday in a Seattle hospital to Dayna Klein, 37. His middle name, which means peace, was chosen in memory of Pamela Waechter, who died in the July 28 shooting, said Howard Bragman.

Mazel tov!

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World outraged as Red Cross is not allowed access to kidnapped Israeli soldiers.

Not.

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L'Chayim to the Queen!

The Queen, together with His Royal Highness, Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh, paid tribute to the British Jewish community on Tuesday night at a special reception at St. James's Palace, on London's famous Pall Mall, to commemorate the 350th anniversary of the Jewish community...

To commemorate the occasion, Britain's chief rabbi, Sir Jonathan Sacks, presented the Queen with a hanukia and Rabbi Tony Bayfield of the Reform Movement presented a kiddish cup to Prince Philip....

"The British Jewish community is intensely loyal both to Britain and to the royal family especially, and this was simply a way of saying thank you."

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Well, I guess that's one problem solved.

Africa Faces Growing Obesity Problem


A little sectarian verbal violence in D.C.

At a recent White House reception for freshman members of Congress, Virginia's newest senator tried to avoid President Bush. Democrat James Webb declined to stand in a presidential receiving line or to have his picture taken with the man he had often criticized on the stump this fall. But it wasn't long before Bush found him.

"How's your boy?" Bush asked, referring to Webb's son, a Marine serving in Iraq.

"I'd like to get them out of Iraq, Mr. President," Webb responded, echoing a campaign theme.

"That's not what I asked you," Bush said. "How's your boy?"

"That's between me and my boy, Mr. President," Webb said coldly, ending the conversation on the State Floor of the East Wing of the White House.

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Pray for The Wiggles.

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Finally, something the left and right can agree on.

Don't like Christmas? Get a life - You may feel excluded by Christian symbolism, but you're in America. Work with it.

By Garrison Keillor

   

Monday, November 27, 2006

I find it odd that in describing this racially charged tragedy, the paper doesn't tell us the race of the various police officers involved.  I would imagine that if these guys were undercover in a strip club in a rundown part of Queens that at least some of the police officers would be minority.

Another paper does mention this fact - (Police Commissioner) Kelly emphasized that the five police officers involved were of different races: Two white officers, two black, one Hispanic.

And those were just the cops that fired their guns - there were two others.  Sounds like democracy in action to me.  I don't see how they can make this into a race thing.

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Via Gothamist, a copy of Yoko Ono's message of peace in the NY Times.  Beautifully written.

There's still a few days left, but it looks like US military deaths in Iraq this month are down about 40% since the Ramadan/US election push.

Many news outlets were reporting that our involvement in Iraq has now matched the time we fought in WWII.  What they haven't mentioned is that at this pace it will probably take us another 75 years or so to reach the same number of casualties at the current rate.  I'll take Iraq over WWII any time.  Oh, and don't we still have 100,000 or so troops stationed in Europe 60 years after the war?  And haven't we spent billions (trillions?) on the defense of Europe?  "Mission Accomplished"?

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It's a few days late, but just in case anyone hasn't heard about the black French policeman who protected the Jewish guys from a mob of raging neo-Nazi soccer hooligans here it is.

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Charles Rangel (D-NY) wants to make it "abundantly clear" that no one with a future would ever be dumb enough to join the army.  I'll just show this video to our white middle class IT supervisor whose brother served in the Iraq to see what she thinks, or maybe my folks' best friends, white upper middle class folks whose son also served in Iraq.

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I've said it once, but I'll say it again.  There are a lot of creeps in the LGF comments section, but where else can I go to get this stuff?

Jamal Miftah, a Muslim who lives in Tulsa, wrote a column for the newspaper Tulsa World condemning Al Qaeda and calling on fellow Muslims to reject terrorism.

In return, he was kicked out of the local mosque by leaders until he apologizes for his article—and threatened with violence by other members of the peaceful Islamic community of Tulsa, Oklahoma.

There's video from the local news.

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Jonathan Chait of the LA Times - So allow me to propose the unthinkable: Maybe, just maybe, our best option is to restore Saddam Hussein to power.



After the much reported cease-fire announced for Gaza, a handful of rockets were launched into Israel from Gaza.  Israel decided to give the Palestinians a mulligan.  More rockets were fired today.

Best headline : Despite rocket fire, Gaza cease-fire holds

WTF?!?  How many rockets can the Palestinians fire before it is no longer a cease-fire?    If Israel launched artillery against a Qassam launch site, would that not be a violation of the cease-fire?  Does somebody have to be killed first for the "cease-fire" to be broken?

Jimmy Carter was on Terry Gross' "Fresh Air" this morning saying that Israel's occupation of the West Bank and Gaza is "in many ways more oppressive than the system of apartheid in South Africa".  Sure the Palestinians have committed terrorist acts, but more of them have died in the conflict, so they are innocent!  And the Israelis keep women and children in prison (obviously for no reason whatsoever)!  Gross actually did ask some probing questions, but there was never a follow-up response to Carter's propaganda.  Carter's next book on the subject will probably talk about the "genocide" of the Palestinians.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

I'm currently reading "Cross Country" by Robert Sullivan which is a mix between a diary, travelogue and history of cross-country travel in America.  I love to travel long distances by car myself, so the book is absolutely fascinating to me.  It's also bringing back some great memories of car trips we took as a family when I was young.  There is one section where the author writes about the history of motels and subsequently the first successful chain, Holiday Inn, founded in Memphis in 1952.  Here's a Time magazine cover from over 30 years ago.  Oh, the memories...

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving to all. Been enjoying much family time with brother-in-law and the wives. I'll just be thankful that we're all healthy and hope that everyone likes my rice pilaf and butternut squash tomorrow at the 'rents house.

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Buenos Aires park named for Yitzhak Rabin.

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The New York-based Human Rights Watch (HRW) on Wednesday blasted Palestinian terrorist organizations for urging Palestinian civilians to protect terrorists whose homes had been targeted by the IDF.

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Does Michael "Kramer" Richards hate Jews too? Can this story be blown more out of proportion than it already is?

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Alan Dershowitz has too much respect to call Jimmy Carter a jerk, but it should be obvious after reading his post that it's exactly what Carter is. It's one thing to be an ignorant jerk, it's another to have all the resources of an ex-President of the United States at your disposal and produce anti-Israel propaganda.


Happy Thanksgiving to all. Been enjoying much family time with brother-in-law and the wives. I'll just be thankful that we're all healthy and hope that everyone likes my rice pilaf and butternut squash tomorrow at the 'rents house.

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Buenos Aires park named for Yitzhak Rabin.

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The New York-based Human Rights Watch (HRW) on Wednesday blasted Palestinian terrorist organizations for urging Palestinian civilians to protect terrorists whose homes had been targeted by the IDF.

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Does Michael "Kramer" Richards hate Jews too? Can this story be blown more out of proportion than it already is?

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Alan Dershowitz has too much respect to call Jimmy Carter a jerk, but it should be obvious after reading his post that it's exactly what Carter is. It's one thing to be an ignorant jerk, it's another to have all the resources of an ex-President of the United States at your disposal and produce anti-Israel propaganda.


I just lost a very long post, so now I'm even more outraged than I was before when I was first posting these entries.  As such, they will now be briefer and angrier.

The Saudis don't like that we punished one of their kin for slavery and rape.  F**k 'em.

These peaceniks want to protect terrorists?  I hope they die slow and painful deaths and at least have the sanity to let the children they are holding leave before the bomb hits.

These imams are offended that some people might be scared if someone says "Allah hu akbar" on an airplane, let 'em boycott.  Everyone who flies USAir can fly in peace at last.

(This wasn't my idea, but I can't remember where I got it).  The new UN Human Rights Council has now held three emergency sessions to denounce Israel in the five months of it's existence.  They've held two regular sessions in that time.  Perhaps they should make denouncing Israel the "regular" sessions and do away with the special sessions.

Qassam missiles kill two Israelis in Sderot in recent days.  These that are inaccurate, granted, but sent with the goal of striking in populated civilians areas. Another Qassam landed near a school this morning.

Friday, November 17, 2006

I haven't seen anything about this, which was buried in an article in today's Times:

After accounting for inflation, hourly wages for blue- and white-collar workers outside management level were 2.8 percent higher in October than a year earlier.

This was the biggest annual increase since 1998, when huge investments in Internet-based companies and services increased wages at the fastest pace since the 1970s. On a monthly basis, the 1 percent gain in real wages recorded in both September and October was the fastest in nearly 35 years.

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Yay team!

SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- Syracuse University professor Arthur C. Brooks is about to become the darling of the religious right in America -- and it's making him nervous.

The child of academics, raised in a liberal household and educated in the liberal arts, Brooks has written a book that concludes religious conservatives donate far more money than secular liberals to all sorts of charitable activities, irrespective of income....

"These are not the sort of conclusions I ever thought I would reach when I started looking at charitable giving in graduate school, 10 years ago," he writes in the introduction. "I have to admit I probably would have hated what I have to say in this book."

Still, he says it forcefully, pointing out that liberals give less than conservatives in every way imaginable, including volunteer hours and donated blood.


Are you this kind of Jew?

"To the Jews who, in the sixties, envied the Black Power Movement; who in the nineties, envied the Palestinians who weep at Exodus but jeer at the Israel Defense Forces; who nod when Tevye praises tradition but fidget through the seder; who might take your curiosity to a dogfight, to a bordello or an opium den, but find ludicrous the notion of a visit to the synagogue; whose favorite Jew is Anne Frank and whose second-favorite does not exist; who are humble in their desire to learn about Kwanzaa and proud of their ignorance of Tu Bishvat; who dread endogamy more than incest; who bow their head reverently at a baptism and have never attended a bris - to you, who find your religion and race repulsive, your ignorance of your history a satisfaction, here is a book from your brother."

If so, playwright David Mamet (your brother) has a book you should read - The Wicked Son: Anti-Semitism, Self-Hatred and the Jews

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I didn't post about this a few nights ago because I was exhausted.  Leftist/Muslim protestors rallied in front of the Israeli embassy in Buenos Aires to defend Iran.  Now of course I can't find the pictures of the rally complete with faces hidden behind scarves, Hizbollah flags proudly waving and wooden poles beating against the embassy fence.  Disgusting.

This however is the larger story in Argentina....

Argentine President Nestor Kirchner yesterday fired Luis D'Elia, head of the sub-secretariat of Land and Habitat, for backing Iranian statements that the judge's decision was unwarranted. D'Elia said his dismissal came as the result of pressure from Israel and the U.S., La Nacion reported.

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Who knew?  Paula Abdul revealed that she is Jewish and now she's dying to go to Israel. 
We had to replace our water heaters today and that gave me an opportunity to clean out the large closet that leads to the attic.  I found two old suitcase filled with stuff from my former (read: single) life - an ticket to the first hockey game at the Ice Palace in Tampa in 1996, license plates from cars I've owned in NY and Florida, souvenirs from a road trip I took to Toronto back in 1990 with a friend for his birthday, etc.  I also found a journal of memories that I wrote out on a plane trip back from Madrid in 1995.  I had gone there with my college roommates just for the hell of it.  The thing that strikes me about the journal, which I probably hadn't read since I wrote it, was how full of single, 30-year old guy angst  it was.  If it wasn't for the expressions of desire for all the women of Spain and a particular girl back home, I'd love for my wife to read it.

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Very interesting interview with Yigal Carmon, the founder of MEMRI (Middle East Media Research Institute) on change in the Muslim world.  MEMRI was founded ten years ago to translate media and educational tools from the Muslim world into English so that people in the West would be more aware (or alert, as one might put it) as to what the people in that region are being told by their governments and religious leaders.

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The NY Times has a new blog called The Lede written by Tom Zeller, Jr.  Just looking through it briefly, it seems to be exactly what I would want the Times to be like in the future - it's uch more informative than reading the standard news articles because the stories have LINKS - wow, what a concept!  Welcome to the 20th century, NY Times.  I hope there's more of this.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

'Tis the season.  Get your Hanukkah stamps here.  Thanks, Jewschool.



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So what do you think is worse, "cherry picking" intelligence, which at least means there were two alternative viewpoints, or ignoring intelligence altogether which is what the Democrats seem to have done in promoting their "phased withdrawal" strategy on Iraq?  Glenn Reynolds puts it best:

Did the Democrats know beforehand that this is what the generals thought? If so, were they dishonest in not taking it into account? Maybe they were relying on this sort of thing to keep from having to do what the MoveOn crowd wants, but what they know is wrong?

Or did they not know, making them clueless? Neither one's impressive. But since the big criticism of Rumsfeld, which led to his defenestration, was that he "didn't listen to the generals," what are the Democrats to do now that the generals have spoken?

A free Chick-fil-A breakfast entree to the first million people who enter.

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Go ahead, watch the video of Benjamin Netanyahu's recent speech to the United Jewish Communities conference in Los Angeles and try not to be worried. "It is 1938, and Iran is Germany".

And then if you have some extra time, watch a this recent speech by Ahmedinejad so that you get a flavor of what Netanyahu's talking about.

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Tonight on CNN (yes, CNN) -  Exposed: The Extremist Agenda hosted by Glenn Beck.

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Why the Jewish Democrats' claim that only 12% of Jews supported Republicans is probably way off the mark.  Jewish Republicans claim twice as much support.

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Trent Lott is back in the Republican Senate leadership, winning the number 2 slot in the minority party in a split vote.  I haven't seen or heard anyone who's particularly happy about this including Rush Limbaugh who let out a big sigh and repeated his "I'm tired of carrying water for these people" remark when it was brought up.  Personally I think the racism charge was way overblown but no one wants to see the old guard coming back.
Thank God the Republicans are out and we don't have to deal with this kind of economic catastrophe.  Core inflation drops by most in 13 years

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NOW they tell us.  Get Out of Iraq Now? Not So Fast, Experts Say  Am I to assume that the Times couldn't have mentioned the fact that the Democrats primary plan for Iraq is not supported by anyone either currently or formerly employed in the top ranks of the military establishment!

WASHINGTON, Nov. 14 — One of the most resonant arguments in the debate over Iraq holds that the United States can move forward by pulling its troops back, as part of a phased withdrawal. If American troops begin to leave and the remaining forces assume a more limited role, the argument holds, it will galvanize the Iraqi government to assume more responsibility for securing and rebuilding Iraq.

This is the case now (?!?!?) being argued by many Democrats, most notably Senator Carl Levin of Michigan, the incoming chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, who asserts that the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq should begin within four to six months....

Anthony Zinni, the former head of the United States Central Command and one of the retired generals who called for the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, argued that any substantial reduction of American forces over the next several months would be more likely to accelerate the slide to civil war than stop it.

Phased withdrawal has been on the list of Democrat talking points at least as early as Jack Murtha's speech in November 2005 when he declared, "It's time to bring the troops home."  And who the hell is Carl Levin to anyone outside of Michigan.  Why do they make it sound like some new initiative?

I also wonder if all those liberals who praised Zinni and his colleagues will now back their calls for more troops.  I also heard an interview last night on NPR with Micahel Gordon one of the authors of Cobra II last night, the authoritative book that detailed and criticized the invasion and occupation of Iraq.  He said that he couldn't understand why anyone would think that reducing the troop level would make the situation on the ground better.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

My dad just sent me this by e-mail. I had to post the whole thing.

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The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin
I know no one's paying much attention now that it's a new fiscal year and the election is over, but in the first month of FY 2007, the US ran a deficit of $49mm, slightly more than the $47 million recorded last year. Both revenues and outlays were up about 12%.

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There's still 2 weeks left in the 2006 Hurricane Season which runs each year from June 1 to November 30. This is last year's record:

A record twenty-eight tropical and subtropical storms formed, of which a record fifteen became hurricanes. Of these, seven strengthened into major hurricanes, a record-tying five became Category 4 hurricanes and a record four reached Category 5 strength. Among these Category 5 storms were Hurricanes Katrina and Wilma, the former the costliest and the latter the most intense Atlantic hurricane on record.

The current forecast for 2006 is 11 named storms, 6 hurricanes and 2 major hurricanes.

28 named storms down to 11. 7 major hurricanes down to 2. I'm still waiting for an explanation from the environmentalists.

Now I don't know what the future holds in store for us like Al Gore does. Maybe he was just looking at bad data. Being one of those nutjob religious types, I'll just thank G-d we haven't had any disasters like we did last year.

Here's some more from the US Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. Renowned Scientist Defects From Belief in Global Warming – Caps Year of Vindication for Skeptics.

Let's face it - there is no way the average Joe or Jane can really know for sure what the heck is going on, so convincing people one way or the other is a pure sales job.
Remember the good old days when everyone was blaming President Bush for the shortage of flu vaccine?
Sen. John F. Kerry jumped on the flu-vaccine shortage yesterday with a new television ad blaming the situation on President Bush.
In what may be the first presidential campaign commercial dealing with the flu, the Democratic nominee is trying to portray the vaccine squeeze as typical of the president's mishandling of health care.

Well, this year there's so much of the stuff that they're probably going to throw a bunch away.

U.S. health officials said Monday they are worried that an abundance of unused flu vaccine this year may lead to millions of doses being thrown out, discouraging manufacturers from making as much in the future....

More than 110 million doses — a record amount — are being made for the 2006-07 flu season. The previous record was 95 million in 2002-03. That year 12 million doses went unused and one manufacturer quit making shots.

Hey, wait a minute! The year before they were bitching about Bush, they made too much! You wouldn't know that from watching that 2004 Kerry ad...
In the ad, a narrator says: "Three years ago, medical experts warned George Bush that a dangerous shortage loomed. Instead of fixing the problem, production of the vaccine was sent to a factory overseas -- the vaccines were contaminated. Now Bush wants Canada to help, even though his own policies make it illegal for us to import medicine from Canada.
"Seniors and children wait. Not enough vaccines for pregnant women. A George Bush mess."
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Full credit to the Borowitz Report:

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass) found himself in the middle of another botched joke controversy today as the 2004 Democratic nominee for president misread a classic "yo mama" joke while making a speech to military cadets at West Point...

According to the plan, the Massachusetts senator was to entertain the cadets by saying, "Yo mama so stupid, it take her an hour to cook Minute Rice."

But inexplicably, Mr. Kerry decided to depart from his prepared remarks and instead told the cadets, "You're so stupid, you're going to wind up stuck in Iraq."


Monday, November 13, 2006

ABC's Rosie O'Donnell: "Don't fear the terrorists, they're mothers and fathers."

Once again, Rosie speaks up for the very people that would put her behind a veil if they didn't execute her first for being gay.

Once again, one of the most visible, well-known, well-paid names on daytime television complains that views like hers are being muzzled. If only. The view should do a show on real victims of persecution like Bangladeshi journalist Salah Uddin Shoaib Choudhury, not to mention voices that were silenced by Muslims such as Theo van Gogh and Daniel Pearl. G-d knows I don't have time to list every single author, journalist or artist that has truly suffered at the hands of the true enemies of freedom which Rosie refuses to acknowledge as anything except misunderstood mommies and daddies.

I have nothing but contempt for that woman.

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My Mother's Italian, My Father's Jewish and I'm in Therapy

How could that not be funny?

Keeping Up With the Steins is coming in the mailbox.

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The people of Holland are planning to break the world record for simultaneous dancing at 11:15AM local time Thursday.  The campaign is looking to generate 230,000 participants to spend 5 minutes dancing in order to remind people that physical activity is necessary to fight obesity.  A TV ad is here - looks like "What a Feeling" will be the song of the day.
Even The Simpsons on Fox have gotten onto the "you gotta be an idiot to join the Army" bandwagon.  On Veterans Day weekend.  Nice work.  Here's the video.

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Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.

"One day the penny will drop for American Jews and they will realize they have no future as Jews in the US due to assimilation and intermarriage," he told
The Jerusalem Post while in the United States to participate in the world's largest annual gathering of Jewish leaders.

Jews have no future in America and should all move to Israel, Jewish Agency Chairman Zeev Bielski said Sunday.

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Groundbreaking on the new Mets stadium which opens in 2009 will take place today.  Reports say that it will be called CitiField.  That's gonna take a whole lot of getting used to.

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I would love to see this.

In her new solo show DAI (enough), Iris Bahr explores the misunderstood Israeli psyche as manifested through various inhabitants of a Tel Aviv café, who unknowingly share their stories moments before perishing in a bombing. The souls Bahr brings to life -- a self-loathing Israeli New Yorker, an extremist West Bank settler, a jilted German trying to win back the affection of his Israeli lover, an aging Zionist, an American there to build a Rapture Information Center, a Palestinian intellectual, a Russian prostitute -- all seem to be struggling with a splintered Israeli identity, a conflicted attachment to the state of Israel, and most importantly, a personal inability to lead what they feel is a normal life. Whether their predicament is self-inflicted or brought upon them by the world at large, is a question for which they all have an equally passionate answer.

Here's more on the show from Jewlicious where I first read about it.

The play is also shocking because Bahr’s transition between characters is marked by a “suicide bombing.” The character collapses, the lights go out, and what seems to be a real recording of the sounds during such an event–destruction, crying, frightened yelling in Hebrew–plays in the background. During this, Bahr moves to the next of cafe tables set up on the stage and puts on some combination of hat, jacket, or shirt (as well as voice and accent–characters are convincingly male and female, Russian and Israeli) to signify the next character, who we meet that same moment a mere few minutes prior to that same bombing. Even once you know it’s coming, the “bomb” is extremely powerful. It arrives both out of the blue and at a moment when a character’s just about to do something, meet somebody, say something, and thus completely throws off the audience’s expectation for what might happen next. Suicide bombing is thus presented as something one cannot get used to, something fundamentally anti-human.