You gotta love this story:

PITTSBURGH - A second-grader was suspended for a day for telling a classmate he would go to hell for saying, "I swear to God."

Brandy McKenith, 7, was suspended for swearing for saying the word "hell," but her family says she was referring to the biblical location of fire and brimstone.

But that's not the funniest part - read her father's reaction:

"I said, `Hell? She got suspended for that?"' McKenith said.

You can't make this stuff up. Second grader suspended for swearing warning