First of all, it's hard for me to believe that this article is talking about the safe, heavily Jewish neighboorhood I grew up in as a kid in the '70s.

GUNSHOT SENSORS PUT THUGS ON RUN

For years, gun-toting thugs in Co-op City have tested their weapons by firing rounds from the rooftops of high-rises. The deafening echoes of muzzle blasts ricochet through the sprawling complex's canyons — emboldening crooks and frightening the development's 50,000 residents.

"It's just a horror," said Iris Baez, chairperson of the complex's security committee. "I'm concerned that one of these bullets is going to go through a window and hit a child."

And for the museum of ironic ad placements, this appears on the very same page.