TEHRAN (Reuters) - Not content with pelting European embassies with petrol bombs to protest against cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad, Iranians have decided to rename the "Danish pastries" relished by this nation of cake lovers (and Holocaust deniers - ed.).
From now on, the sweet, flaky pastries which dominate the shelves in Iran's cake shops will be known as "Roses of the Prophet Mohammad," the official IRNA news agency reported as pressure on Denmark over the cartoons took on a new dimension.
"No one is allowed to make fun of our beloved and respected Prophet," Hassan Nasserzadeh, a cake-shop owner in central Tehran, told Reuters.
I would like to suggest that Persian rugs now be called "Flying Floor Coverings of the Fanatic Fatwa Freaks". Perhaps we can just sent them back all our Persian cats too. I hate cats.
"Meow, meow, meow" = "I hate Americans, please send me back home."
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