Let's say you were a non-religious black man who married a white Jewish woman, but you didn't know she was Jewish. Then you separate, get custody of the children and raise them in a household where your relatives and the children's caretakers are members of an extremist Islamic group that hates Jews. Now the mother announces her Judaism to the world and wants the children back. Who's family could possibly be that screwed up?

Michael Jackson's, of course.

Thanks to Jewschool for the link.