Tell me that this would not be the most highly watched pay-per-view event in world history:

The Grand Prior of the Knights Templar of the US challenges Osama bin Laden to a duel by sword.

From the challenge - "I will come to you alone, a single knight amidst thousands of your followers. You can have me killed in front of your followers . . . but then, of course, your reputation as a coward and an infidel will be sealed for all eternity."

Cool.